Geekdater Prints

'I'm doing a 'Win a Date with a Computer Geek' contest on my website.'

"The good old days of eating the washing off the line are all gone methinks: The farmer has bought an electric dryer..."

'I have a plan 'B' but that's also dependent on a working projector bulb.'

"Technology isn't making me smarter. It's allowing me to be dumb, faster."

The DaVinci Code

'Let me through, I'm at Doctor.com.'

"As you can see, I've alphabetized the items, presents owing if you will, so if you can digitally initial here, here, here, here and here and sign there. Thank you. See you December 24."

'Can our software do that?'

Cheers For The Hollyhock Middle School Chess Team

"No, I really thought each sentence ended with an emoji!"

If nobody had invented graphics

On a hot day in 1941, scientists uncovered the only known remains of the elusive nerdosaurus rex,

Elfie Stick

'Thanks to the internet it is now possible to be extremely well-informed and completely wrong at the same time!'

"We don't call them 'horns' anymore. They're interactive audio crash deterrent stimulators."

Man on Snowdon with GPS system - "I'd be lost without it."

'My Pilot-Fish is on holidays, so I'm using a GPS System to find my way around...'

Digital Fomo!

"All this spinning...shouldn't this be charging our phones or something?"

'...then Johannes Gutenberg built the first bookcase'

"And with the optional remote you make all these little lights go off and on really quickly." You can have an IT system with all the latest bells and whistles...or you could have one that WORKS

City Electronics and Computers...On sale...ROBOT PETS: 'Robot pets is going too far

Big screen TV falling through floor

"There appears to be a flaw in our cloaking technology."

Bot Art: After da Vinci

The World's First Electronic Paperweight

"We don't talk anymore."

Mulching Vacuum Cleaner

"This new phone app for opening the beer is great, Bruce!"

"I think our smart home is suffering from separation anxiety. It's following us."

Connected to Technology.

"Ralph's smart car not only drives better than he does, it also works better. So we fired him and hired the car."

"I have to rest. The 'check engine' light on my activity tracker just came on."