Geek Pride Gifts

"Do you see this amazing comic book? Do you know this is the first appearance of Thor? Do you know how much this is worth? Do you know how much trouble you'll be in if you ever touch this?"

"Unfortunately, once the child contracts Pokémon, he lives with it forever."

"Talk nerdy to me."

Right click for yes...

On a hot day in 1941, scientists uncovered the only known remains of the elusive nerdosaurus rex,

'Thanks to the internet it is now possible to be extremely well-informed and completely wrong at the same time!'

Nerd tryouts.

"I don't understand it! My nerd detector's going crazy!"

"Honey, where did you put my Green Lantern cufflinks?!"

'It finally took me thirty years, but I finally have one of every 3-D comic book ever made'

Sexual chemistry set

Second lifeReal life.

'Actually I'm a nerdivore. I only eat your lamer plants and animals: duckbill platypi, cumquats, daffodils, the occasional mudshark.'

'What do you mean, I just flunked the Turing test?'

"I feel a great disturbance in The Force."

Nobody mourned Sir Dad-Joke.

Replacement Bus Spotters.

He was a nerd. But he was her nerd.

"He's my school project for science class."

'This is your idea of hitting the local hotspots?'

Tesseract of the D'Urbervilles.

'Eureka! After months of research and formulating algorithms, I've done it... I've discovered the secret to 'being cool'!'

'Stamp collecting has gotten more competitive.'

'Why do they call these conventions when everyone here is so unconventional?'

You are what you eat (Nuts).

If you think Unicorns are lame, you should see a Unicorny.

Nethead strip: Personality of a computer nerd #2

'He's narrating it, I just know it.'

"But seriously do you think my eclectic knowledge of the history of the development of the claw hammer makes me more of a sex magnet?"

Washroom Doors: Men, Women, Computer Whiz.

"This is Kevin. Kevin was uncool before uncool was cool."