Geek Pride Day Gifts

Nethead strip: Personality of a computer nerd #2

"Unfortunately, once the child contracts Pokémon, he lives with it forever."

Right click for yes...

Replacement Bus Spotters.

"Hold on, that's my Mom dressed up like 'Xena, Princess Warrior'....real mature, Mom!"

"He's my school project for science class."

Board Game Hunter

Einstein's Theory of Relativity For Dummies

'Why haven't you asked me for my Vulcan password?'

'Words can't express how much I Love You - so I'm writing an equation.'

TECHNICAL SUPPORT, 'Have you tried pounding it with your fist?'

"I have designed us new, steam-powered space suits."

"Yes, we now have smart mirrors that can read your mood."

"'APP'y Birthday!"

"Are you saying we're about to add a little peripheral to our systems?"

"After you're done crank starting your computer, maybe we can talk about investing in better technology."

Beware of geeks bearing gifts.

"The oath according to the Tolkien Pixie God of Goblinara doesn't apply here Mr. Brown."

"Take away their Game Boys!"

'I joined the Star Wars Church. We get the same results as all the major religions but we get to dress up in cool costumes!'

Nerds night out: 'Dibs on Designated Driver.'

"I have to admit, that's the first time I'd ever heard the term 'tech support' incorporated into wedding vows."

"Do you see this amazing comic book? Do you know this is the first appearance of Thor? Do you know how much this is worth? Do you know how much trouble you'll be in if you ever touch this?"

'How is the networking going?'

'Mom, did the stork beta test me before I was delivered here?'

It appears that the victim was a nerd

'Physicists talking dirty'

"I need to stick to technology. I got injured playing fantasy sports."

Pocket protectors...

'A wimp in sheikh's clothing.'

'If Dr. Who had been as successful as Star Trek would everyone today be carrying screwdrivers that took pictures and played tunes?'

"Science Fiction is for dorks!"

Immensa

"We're here for his eye exam so we can get rid of this ridiculous contraption he uses."