Gear-swapping Sportsman Prints

'Hefner is thinking about the off season already.'

"... It's just that, when you said you had a couple of tickets to see the big game..."

'Well, I got a hunting license and a fishing license and by golly I'm going to use them.'

'I don't think there's any hope for my golf game.'

Improvised Dentistry.

Boys making skis from bits of fence.

'... and finally, before tip-off, let's all be courteous and turn off our cell phones.'

Deregulated Baseball

"I have 15,000 patients...so my fantasy football team stinks."

'Yes, it is last year's hunting license, but I'm only hunting the ones I missed last year.'

"I enjoy the game so much more since they invented the self-driving ball!"

Fighting CEO's of Fenton Business College.

Church Open 51 Sundays Per Year, Closed Superbowl Sunday

'If anybody else asks me if they can transfer to the England cricket team, they're fired!'

'Six hundred dollars! That's ridiculous! I could buy a new driver with that kind of money!'

Golfer turned Javelin thrower

"i'm still trying to determine if he's starte an adult education class or is in a long slow decline."

'Well, Phil, now do you know what recoil means?'

"Just remember, we switch back before we get to town."

Britain to host 2004 Olympics

"Alright if we play through?"

A cheap day's hunting. - No. I.

'I don't care if your parents can't afford proper ones,you're not boxing in oven gloves!'

Cricketer catching a ball with his hat.

"I have my knee braces, ankle braces, wrist bands...did I forget anything?"

"That trade worked out better than I thought it would."

The fact that he had no access to a swimming pool... did not deter Ron from honing his diving skills.

'The clay one You're meant to shoot the clay pigeon'

'I thought you said you were just popping out for a couple of hours in the nets?'

"So, first time duck hunting huh?"