Gear-swapping Sportsman Mugs

'Hefner is thinking about the off season already.'

"... It's just that, when you said you had a couple of tickets to see the big game..."

'Well, I got a hunting license and a fishing license and by golly I'm going to use them.'

'I don't think there's any hope for my golf game.'

Improvised Dentistry.

Boys making skis from bits of fence.

'... and finally, before tip-off, let's all be courteous and turn off our cell phones.'

Deregulated Baseball

I can record our game. Big deal. Mine can get everyone's stats plus find sales on bats and gloves. Wow! It does everything! Teddy! Except catch the ball. Isn't there an app for that?

"I have 15,000 patients...so my fantasy football team stinks."

A man shoots at a drone.

'Yes, it is last year's hunting license, but I'm only hunting the ones I missed last year.'

Fighting CEO's of Fenton Business College.

"I enjoy the game so much more since they invented the self-driving ball!"

Church Open 51 Sundays Per Year, Closed Superbowl Sunday

'If anybody else asks me if they can transfer to the England cricket team, they're fired!'

'Six hundred dollars! That's ridiculous! I could buy a new driver with that kind of money!'

"Sounds like a real game changer."

Golfer turned Javelin thrower

"i'm still trying to determine if he's starte an adult education class or is in a long slow decline."

'Well, Phil, now do you know what recoil means?'

"Just remember, we switch back before we get to town."

Britain to host 2004 Olympics

"Alright if we play through?"

'Reebok, Adidas or Nike - It's a tough one isn't it, people'

"Something happened to Jim between pre-game warm-ups and post-season wrap-ups...he switched to NASCAR."

A cheap day's hunting. - No. I.

'I don't care if your parents can't afford proper ones,you're not boxing in oven gloves!'

All right

Cricketer catching a ball with his hat.

"That trade worked out better than I thought it would."

"I have my knee braces, ankle braces, wrist bands...did I forget anything?"

The fact that he had no access to a swimming pool... did not deter Ron from honing his diving skills.

'The clay one You're meant to shoot the clay pigeon'

"So, first time duck hunting huh?"