Gazelle Chaser Gifts

'Well, they're just great for running down gazelles and jackals!'

The Salesman

"Happy birthday, dear. You still have that sparkle in your eyes!" "That sparkle burned out years ago. These are cataracts."

"Yoo-hoo. Fifteen minutes of fame is about to start."

"Manhatten Brooklyn Hoboken Long Island"

Mohamed Salah

"My calculations are complete. We could toast 12,000 marshmallows every day for every person on earth for 36,000 years with one solar flare."

"He's deliciously vintage."

"Sheez. I hope they like pictures of dirt."

'All right!! Bull's-eye!'

Maps to the homes of guys with friends who know some of the limo drivers of the personal trainers of the stars.

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Men can show their emotions!

Chris Froome

"Face it - in this town, either you're a star or you're just another brown dwarf."

Astronaut

Life in the fastest lane.

'You seem qualified. What concerns me is the car you're driving. It's not sending out the right message.'

"We have a goal wrapped in a plan, and served on a bed of success."

'Man, I'm age 21 now and so far, I haven't done anything important. Things can't go on like this or I will have to forget my plan to become rich and famous by writing my autobiography at age 35!'

'I'm stressed: My dad was a champion, my mum was a champion, there's a lot of pressure on me to become a champion...'

Professional football.

Chasing Covid Variants

Success

Bucket List

Finish line extended 20 miles.

"I can be perfect for only one hour a day."

"Harvey's staying with shoulders."

A Discreet Hint.

Flower tribute

Man chasing carrot.

"We'd like to get away from it all in something that can take it all with us."

Sergio Aguero

Laugh Laff. If laughter is the best medicine, this guy's a placebo.

Tour de France champ Hendrik 'Joop' Zoetemelk