Gathering Lovers T-Shirts

"We were sad last year when we couldn't have the whole family over for the holidays, right?"

Ralph spent his Sundays in the park gathering nuts.

"Let's save a few so we can continue to piss off the neighbors for the next few weeks."

'Say baby - 'come live with me and be my love, and we will all the pleasures prove, that valleys, groves, hills and fields,woods or steepy mountain yields' - Marlowe.'

The Reaper's Arms

Time for tea and friendship.

OOG & SONS HUNTING & GATHERING

'Romeo and Julietta'

Moustached gentleman

Rose Toast

"One word from you when the wife gets home and you're next Sunday's roast!"

"They've swapped the pub for staying in and taking their meds."

A mermaid is on a rock at the sea: A mermaid falls in lover with her upper half and a shark falls in lover with her lower half.

Party Time!

Give way - 'Oh, alright then...'

'Words can't express how much I Love You - so I'm writing an equation.'

Origins of a family tradition.

The Stumble Inn Bar & Grill

"When you grow up would you rather be a Hunter or Gatherer?"

"Can you tell me the story again about how you swiped right on Dad?"

'What do you mean, I'm not your type?'

Heart is sewn back together.

"Love the tie, Chad—that is so pimp!"

"Same old crowd."

'Thank you for noticing, Shirley - but beauty comes at a price, It hampers my hunting, limits my berry picking and typing's a real pain,'

Frigid Cold

"I'm not going to lie. This looks pretty serious."

Woman with blouse zipped up to varying degrees. Arrows read, 'single,' 'married, 'happily married.'

"You've lost what - your Mojo!"

'Be my Valentine?'

Christmas reunions!

'These days,' she says, 'nothing gets a rise out of him.'

Happy Valentine!

'That's right, the Princess kissed me by mistake: She didn't know the difference between a frog and a toad...'

'How much for NO stems?'