Meeting Lover T-Shirts

'Say what you will about E-mail, video-conferencing and the like... There's still no substitute for a good face-to-face business meeting.'

"Now Playing: One of those Jane Austen movies."

"Er – if you young people don't mind, I have a few things to do now. Perhaps you have a hotel or somewhere to go?"

"Do you mind?"

The Stat-shoe of Liberty.

'My husband is very sensitive. He cries when he sees sunsets, old romantic films, and falling values of his 401(k)'

Time for tea and friendship.

"Are there any here today who feel this union is not in the best interests of baseball?"

"What's so wrong with always living in the present?"

Cowboy uses his hat for a private kiss.

" I'm sorry. I was so busy listening to myself talk that I forgot what I was saying."

'S'more wine?'

The Thinker / The Kiss.

Happiness is a cuddle woolen pullover on a cold winter day.

Snake Eyes

'This way, we'll always have rose petals on the bed. Pretty romantic, huh?'

Statue of Liberty and Hand Sanitizer

Mermaids in love

Girl to girl: 'A friend is someone you don't have to call dibs with.'

'Words can't express how much I Love You - so I'm writing an equation.'

"And do you promise to love, honour and be a total whore in the bedroom."

"Remember? I was sitting right up there when you came by and said 'Hi, beautiful!'"

Merry Kissmas

If you're looking for a good time, you'll find it; if you can't find it, it will find you....

Give way - 'Oh, alright then...'

"I like Chardonnay, but I like saying 'Pinot Grigio.'"

"Of course I love you, I'm just busy with other men."

"As a dental hygienist, the first thing I noticed was your smile."

'So now what?'

"Can you tell me the story again about how you swiped right on Dad?"

'I love the way you wiggle your nose when you say that.'

Rapunzel's hair comes down to suitor as a braided ladder.

The men of your dreams

"Don't make eye contact. Don't make eye contact. Don't...."

"And what if I don't want to be Jack or Ennis?"