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'Your franchise player will see you now, coach.'

Mike (The Situation) is rumored to have written the original manuscript for his best-selling memoir entirely out of bronzer.

Fabrique en Francais (Made in France).

Summer 2000: Children stumble upon the remains of Linda Tripp's old head.

"... And finally, I’d like to thank the FDA for approving Botox."

'Look - a starfish, its manager, its agent, its minders, its significant other, its make-up artist, its personal trainer, its secretary, its astrologer, its feng shui consultant...'

The Stat-shoe of Liberty.

Jack Gleeson

'Gosh, really? You've never been on any reality show at all?'

"This may surprise some of your viewers, but I didn't actually want to go into the box."

Bryan Ferry

"Snow White swears by these 10 products for flawless beauty."

"This number goes out to all the little people I met on my way back down."

The Life and Times of Miley Cyrus

Vanna White: The Later Years.

'I'm not taking that money to buy drugs. I'm taking it to pay bribes if I'm caught with my drugs.'

Tom Hanks

"Boss, I guarantee you that my intentions with your daughter are serious."

"Or we could raise your profile by coming out with that pimple on the end of your nose."

"The bagels are better in New York."

'For the actress who benefitted most by rehab...'

Michael Jackson - Mission fulfilled.

"This is no time for fightin', princess, there's a war on!"

George Clooney Machine

Bill hits the ground running, makes a big splash early on, and rides a roller-coaster of insane popularity right into the "Where Are They Now?" Wilderness of Forgotten Celebrities.

Danae's Celebrity Career: 'Don't you know who I am?...I've decided to pursue a career as a celebrity, so I'm developing the basic language skills used in the industry.'

Statue of Liberty and Hand Sanitizer

Leo McKern

'I'm a star!'

Joe Henry

"Is Madonna amazing or what? She sings, dances, and acts, and now it turns out she's a writer, too."

Giant gorilla peers at female victim. She says into cellphone: "I can't talk now, he's right here."

"My spokesperson won't speak to me."

Prepare yourself, America. Dancing with the Stars is poised to present a new 12-week competition. And you'll never guess who's dancing now! Listen to the passion and fight in our newest celebrity dancer

Amy Winehouse, up in Rock N' Roll heaven.