
'Location, location, location.'
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'Location, location, location.'
"Just one more question before I let you in...I can let you in...are you a cat or dog person?"
"All we have left is standing room only."
"You're a physician? Let me ask you about a problem that I've been having."
Gates of heaven
To get past the gates of Heaven you have to now enter an internet style password
'Boy, that felt good! I can see why the devil has so much fun. And no, I'm not letting you in! But tell him I said hello.'
"Your PA isn't due up here for another 27 years. You'll just have to answer the questions yourself."
"Hey, there's a spare key hidden under this cloud!"
'I suppose technically you're right. But we still prefer not to think of it as a gated community.'
"It was just a near-death experience, but while you're here, would you help me with this computer?"
Man at Heaven's gate with different college letter than St. Pete
'Let's see...yes, there is a wing upgrade for a soul patch.'
Heaven Security Checks.
Tick tock! Tick tock! Brringgg!
Doorman for the Three Little Pigs
'I assume you have paper work to back up all these time travel business expenses.'
"Actually, I'm just the night manager here."
"Go on in. You're the first onslaught."
'I can't believe I locked my keys inside, again!'
'Do you have a reservation?'
Julia Childs combats a growing rabbit population
"I don't care if you are the invisible man, sir, I can't let you in if you're not wearing a tie!"
"Hold on—I forgot to stamp your hand."
Folsom Prison - A Gated Community
"I know it looks a little rough but we're having all the puffy stuff reupholstered this week."
BEWARE OF THE GOD.
'No way you're getting in here with THAT mustache!'
"There's a man here who wants to add insult to injury."
Keeper ready to save fishing man from the water
Beware Of The Hog...
'It's a cease and desist order. States that we can't keep anyone out. It's based on the ruling: The more the merrier.'
Don't worry, you're fine - I'm just having with a latch. A-1 Gate Repair.
"It's a no-go area."
Heavens gate 'Please enter, Do not fear to tread'
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