Gastronomic Judge T-Shirts

"Guilty! The broth was awful!"

"I was with you right up to the cumin."

"Yo, Cézanne, paint faster. I need those grapes for the Madeira sauce."

"Is the MSG local?"

"Must everything with you be a landmark decision?"

'It's the essence of springtime. You're really enjoying it.'

"My smelly French cheese is much better than your Canadian beef."

"Carpe pizza"

"First you make a roux."

'Ah, Garbanzo, truly you are a noble bean.'

A tureen of chefs

Horse rides over a judge.

'We're ready to order... ORDER!'

"You didn't say 'excellent choice' when I ordered! What did I do wrong?"

Chef makes a cook book.

Pig Cheese

Chefs about to duel with custard pies

"Remember...the way to a person's heart is through their stomach!"

(Experimental dessert) (Pi à la mode)

"The special tonight is Steak Teriyaki, which is seared, cubed, and expertly tossed into your mouth.”

"I used to come here to browse. Now I graze."

"I didn't find the gooseberry fool at all amusing."

"On advice of counsel...do not order the prime rib well done."

A Pig Pen At The Cattle Show

In a coal miner diner, customers have fainted from the fumes.

How to sell healthy food...

"This cannoli is to die for."

Quartet of Chefs

"I don't want to worry you, but this years prize winning pig, usually ends up as next years prize winning sausages."

Homemade Jam.

"The chef would like to thank you for filling in the questionnaire and after watching you on our CCTV, he has these comments for you: You all chose the wrong wine and cutlery with your food and...'"

'How gauche! Serving oyster crackers with clam chowder.'

"Ciel! Supergastronome!"

"Judge Edelman is taking the chicken livers under advisement, Gertrude; I've decided in favor of the veal; and Judge Hefferman seems to be recusing himself."