Gastronomic Judge Pillows

"Guilty! The broth was awful!"

"I was with you right up to the cumin."

"Yo, Cézanne, paint faster. I need those grapes for the Madeira sauce."

"Is the MSG local?"

"Must everything with you be a landmark decision?"

'It's the essence of springtime. You're really enjoying it.'

"My smelly French cheese is much better than your Canadian beef."

"Carpe pizza"

"First you make a roux."

'Ah, Garbanzo, truly you are a noble bean.'

A tureen of chefs

Paul Bocuse caricature

Horse rides over a judge.

Pig Cheese

Chef makes a cook book.

"No, I'm not calling for order in the court. I'm tenderizing a porterhouse steak. Do continue, counselor."

'We're ready to order... ORDER!'

"You didn't say 'excellent choice' when I ordered! What did I do wrong?"

Chefs about to duel with custard pies

"Remember...the way to a person's heart is through their stomach!"

(Experimental dessert) (Pi à la mode)

"I used to come here to browse. Now I graze."

"The special tonight is Steak Teriyaki, which is seared, cubed, and expertly tossed into your mouth.”

How to sell healthy food...

In a coal miner diner, customers have fainted from the fumes.

A Pig Pen At The Cattle Show

"This cannoli is to die for."

"I didn't find the gooseberry fool at all amusing."

Quartet of Chefs

"On advice of counsel...do not order the prime rib well done."

"I don't want to worry you, but this years prize winning pig, usually ends up as next years prize winning sausages."

Homemade Jam.

"The chef would like to thank you for filling in the questionnaire and after watching you on our CCTV, he has these comments for you: You all chose the wrong wine and cutlery with your food and...'"

'How gauche! Serving oyster crackers with clam chowder.'

"Ciel! Supergastronome!"