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'It's supposed to look and smell greasy.'

Child driving a toy car

"Tour de Frank"

"I read that meat can remain undigested in one's intestines for five years...."

'It's an '07 model. I JUST finished putting it together.'

Valentino Rossi (the Doctor)

Hold on Cutlet! We have to get past Mom's waxed floor!

'You know full well, your gastric band won't work if you keep eating spaghetti like that!'

"Rain or shine, me and you can do fondue!" "I'm ready for some yum!"

"Nine and three! Nine and three o’clock!!"

"Did you order a starter?"

'As a gastroenterologist, what would you take for this soup?'

'I hear the meeting was cancelled last Saturday.' - 'Yeah. Someone drugged the hare.'

'Maybe it was a left turn at the last set of traffic lights...?'

'Enjoy!' Restaurant

'I know it's safe... but it is still the last time I let you buy the car.'

'It's time that ball-kicking cheater got his. Tell mommy that daddy loves her, Ritchie... Here I go...'

The rally driver's breakfast

"...and those are cheese and cucumber..."

'A table near the wine steward, please.'

The Prius 80.

Jump Stop

"I'd like to try something different- something that takes a lot of guts to eat."

Sam's Diner. What? You've never seen "House"Dressing before?

fanatic driver.

"It may be just a simple tomato bisque, but just wait for the roaring and turbulent excitement in your bowels an hour from now."

Men racing their lawnmowers.

"So, that was a gastropub...well, the were right about the gas part!"

Fat food.

'You told me Sally makes great chili and fantastic key lime pie - which is this?'

"One drawback of professional racing was the list of banned substances: I had to give up coffee for the duration..."

"Are the racing strips really necessary?"

"Have you actually tried all the receipes in your book?"

'This is your third speeding fine this week. You are banned from the store.'

'Lets do lunch tomorrow.'