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"They said it'd take time to expel the air pumped in during the procedure"

Ice fisher.

'Wait until you taste the artisanal water. It's not to be believed.'

"I scream! You scream! I can't stop the screaming!"

"It's not face paint. I'm transitioning into a snow leopard."

'Satchel, I have just had a revelation.'

'I'm not drinking with you anymore after what you did to me this morning. . .'

"You ordered the organic, unprocessed, whole wheat spaghetti?"

'Screen saver. . . or did his computer freeze again?'

Problem Solving

'The Saxon King' pub

Skiing

"He's deliciously vintage."

Coffee

Moo! OOM!

'The doctors and nurses all said he was the heaviest newborn they'd ever seen.'

"Okay...let's concentrate on discussing strategy during halftime."

"You never laugh at my jokes... "

'Idle' Home Exhibition

"Quit daydreaming and get back to work."

Bishop has his robes stuck in his pants.

"Waiter, can you find out if this hair in my arugula salad is locally harvested?"

"I thought I'd stay home today and accept the things I can't change."

Felix suddenly remembers what the string on his finger is a reminder of.

Thanksgiving Feast. Get lots of turkey, but not too much of you'll have to take a pause at the nap box. I'm skipping the cranberries and going for the green beans and the potatoes. I'm at the stuffing now and getting bonus points for extra gravy! Hey! There's a shortcut through the corn, straight to the pumpkin pie! I win! Not so fast. You missed the most important spot where you give thanks for your family and friends. Oh, you're right. It's okay that I didn't win. I'll get you tomor

Want to hear a secret? Every time they put a nut in my mouth, I give it a little lick.

"The harmonica! Boy you're lucky, my cowboy plays the double-bass! I tell you what, it's a pretty awkward thing to carry around..."

Covid-19 Caution

"Smite him, my son!"

Hippie Edibles Co.

Easter Island Secret

Toilet humour

'What makes you say I spoil the cat?'

Ed listens to one too many relaxation CDs...

An Eskimo sits in a melting igloo, as a central heating van drives away.