Gastro-chuckle Seeker Mugs

"They said it'd take time to expel the air pumped in during the procedure"

Ice fisher.

'Wait until you taste the artisanal water. It's not to be believed.'

"I scream! You scream! I can't stop the screaming!"

'Satchel, I have just had a revelation.'

"It's not face paint. I'm transitioning into a snow leopard."

'I'm not drinking with you anymore after what you did to me this morning. . .'

"You ordered the organic, unprocessed, whole wheat spaghetti?"

Problem Solving

"He's deliciously vintage."

Skiing

'Screen saver. . . or did his computer freeze again?'

'The Saxon King' pub

Coffee

Moo! OOM!

"You never laugh at my jokes... "

'The doctors and nurses all said he was the heaviest newborn they'd ever seen.'

'Idle' Home Exhibition

"Okay...let's concentrate on discussing strategy during halftime."

"Quit daydreaming and get back to work."

Bishop has his robes stuck in his pants.

"Waiter, can you find out if this hair in my arugula salad is locally harvested?"

"I thought I'd stay home today and accept the things I can't change."

Felix suddenly remembers what the string on his finger is a reminder of.

Toilet humour

Easter Island Secret

"The harmonica! Boy you're lucky, my cowboy plays the double-bass! I tell you what, it's a pretty awkward thing to carry around..."

"Smite him, my son!"

Covid-19 Caution

Hippie Edibles Co.

Ed listens to one too many relaxation CDs...

An Eskimo sits in a melting igloo, as a central heating van drives away.

'What makes you say I spoil the cat?'

"Look, Gwen!...Beak warmers!"