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Eating the Cocktail Olive

Martha Stewart Takes Over The Universe

"But if you leave New Orleans, you'll be just another sandwich."

Ghostbasters 3

Fly Tastings: 'Notice that hint of dog fur and then let that full bodied garbage finish unfold.'

"I asked my mother to pack my parachute and she packed my lunch instead."

'He was hosting a business dinner for 300. Those were his last words.'

Soccer games took on a whole new meaning for the parents of Hillsdale Youth Soccer.

'I really love this stuff, but I still have a lot of trouble with sushi.'

A shop is called 'Garnishes: Top Meals in Tough Times'.

'Will we ever get a morning-after pill for over-eating?'

French bread

You can never over garnish!

'You could use more fiber in your diet; go sow a few wild oat brans.'

'We're ready to order... ORDER!'

"He feels the honey-citrus glaze overpowers the plum."

"He was going to buy. Why'd you tell him it was made with real gingerbread?"

'What! No garnish or side salad?'

"Someday, son, all this will be yours."

"Fiction or non-fiction?"

"And how’s my grass-fed, hormone-free cash cow doing today?"

The Ghost of Food

Craft A Yummy, Grammable Cocktail.

'Ok. We've tried monkey's paw, eye of newt, bat's blood and raven's claw.'

I Hate Alphabet Soup.

'...and even though the rest of us hate brussel sprouts, we thank you Lord for the food you've provided for us.'

"And God bless Mr. Chu's Szechuan Palace."

"Chewing gum at a business meeting, Clara? I trust you brought enough to share."

Why the chicken crossed the road.

"Hey, Mr. One Percenter, how about splurging every now and then and give me a cracker with baked Fontina cheese on it?"