Garlic Bread Devotee Gifts

A short-lived waiter: "Could I bring you some garlic bread with that?"

"Cheers! Well, this is exciting. I've never had a dinner date with a duck before." "Relax, honey. I'm just here for the bread."

'Been Away?' A piece of bread looks at a piece of brown toast as if it's got a suntan.

"I'm afraid the challah got a little burnt this week."

Gaston's Gourmet Truckstop

"They always throw us stale bread, so I've decided to bake my own, fresh break..."

Baking

Doughboy Dad

'The body is made up of millions and millions of crumbs.'

"Can I multi-task? As a single mom I'm both the bread-winner and bread-baker!"

Country farmhouse loaf / Inner city highrise loaf.

"He's fond of garlic, so his bark is much worse than his bite."

Corner Bakery ... Bread and Breakfast.

There! I've made my year's supply of zucchini bread! That's kind of a lot. How can you store them all? It's no problem. I just throw out last year's supply.

"I had a Caesar salad for lunch, but that was two days ago."

'McWit, that's not what's meant by carbo loading.'

'Are you the guy who put gluten in the bread?'

"Not while they're making artisanal bread."

"How are we on bread?"

"Marriage is a compromise. I'm sweet rye and your father is sourdough, but we make it work."

You've been found guilty by a jury of your peers -- You're toast fella!

A slow Day on the Rolling News Channel

'Look, Mum, those loaves have had some babies!'

I bake my own bread.

"Look lively crew, lest we be dashed upon these scrumptious shores."

Early Morning Roll Call.

"It all began when I was a boy. The aroma of freshly baked bread was everywhere, choking me with it's calm, soothing and nutritious lies..."

'What about the rolls you promised me?'

Bakery. The smell of freshly baked bread is the only truly perfect man-made thing on earth.

French bread

Baker Makes Sexy Dough

'Admit it, dear, you've been keeping sliced bread a secret all these years in order to save our marriage, haven't you?'

Come dine with me!

"Do you have any marriage bread?"

Toast kidnapper.