Garlic Bread Devotee Mugs

A short-lived waiter: "Could I bring you some garlic bread with that?"

"Cheers! Well, this is exciting. I've never had a dinner date with a duck before." "Relax, honey. I'm just here for the bread."

'Been Away?' A piece of bread looks at a piece of brown toast as if it's got a suntan.

"I'm afraid the challah got a little burnt this week."

Gaston's Gourmet Truckstop

Baking

Doughboy Dad

"They always throw us stale bread, so I've decided to bake my own, fresh break..."

'The body is made up of millions and millions of crumbs.'

"Can I multi-task? As a single mom I'm both the bread-winner and bread-baker!"

Country farmhouse loaf / Inner city highrise loaf.

"He's fond of garlic, so his bark is much worse than his bite."

Corner Bakery ... Bread and Breakfast.

'McWit, that's not what's meant by carbo loading.'

"I had a Caesar salad for lunch, but that was two days ago."

'Are you the guy who put gluten in the bread?'

A slow Day on the Rolling News Channel

'Look, Mum, those loaves have had some babies!'

"Not while they're making artisanal bread."

"Look lively crew, lest we be dashed upon these scrumptious shores."

"Marriage is a compromise. I'm sweet rye and your father is sourdough, but we make it work."

"How are we on bread?"

I bake my own bread.

"It all began when I was a boy. The aroma of freshly baked bread was everywhere, choking me with it's calm, soothing and nutritious lies..."

Early Morning Roll Call.

'Admit it, dear, you've been keeping sliced bread a secret all these years in order to save our marriage, haven't you?'

'What about the rolls you promised me?'

French bread

Come dine with me!

Baker Makes Sexy Dough

"Do you have any marriage bread?"

"We got a report that you're rolling in dough."

Toast kidnapper.