Garden Zealot Mugs

Watering the garden in the rain.

Dear Santa, please can I have a powerful herbicide for Christmas. Best wishes, Adam.

Gardener Cutting Tree into 'Rock' Symbol.

Rose Garden

Botany Baby!

Bird Torture.

'Care to gaze upon the peaceful blanket of snow before I send the kids out?'

'That plant food really works!'

'If you had been born two days later you'd have been kind and clever with a great sense of humour.'

"Before invasive species, the only things I could grow were weeds and mildew."

Man transplants plant in his garden.

Cover Design for the Savoy (No. 1) - Putto Figure in Lower Part of Image Altered for Publication

'I imagine you'd like to hear about my progress...'

"Lighten up! Your charts aren't that bad."

I love my dog!

'Ah, now's there's something different....'

'When you invented vegetables, Sir, did you know that my mother would be able to fit them all into one garden?'

'You are my sunshine, my only sunshine.'

'No kidding! I'm a Leo too!'

Light RELIEF for England . . . PHEW!

A gap between the solar panels

"You've definitely got water retention..."

Ill next Thursday

'Let's go to the Horticultural Show and taste the exotic flowers...'

Game time.

'Here are the safety manuals you wanted'

'Mr McGregor's growing genetically modified carrots!'

Man gets round hosepipe ban by showering in the garden

'You're a water sign and I'm an earth sign. . .Together we're mud.'

"I love to hear the pitter-patter-patter...patter of his tiny feet."

Garden genomes.

'All I'm saying is I wished you'd specified where you were going put the gnomes when you asked me if we could get some!'

'I don't think the killer would in the garden...that'd be waaaay too obvious.'

"They've worked out the can save money by sharing toilet reading material."

Snail meets alien carrying flying saucer.