Garden Zealot Prints

Watering the garden in the rain.

Dear Santa, please can I have a powerful herbicide for Christmas. Best wishes, Adam.

Gardener Cutting Tree into 'Rock' Symbol.

Rose Garden

Bird Torture.

Botany Baby!

'Care to gaze upon the peaceful blanket of snow before I send the kids out?'

'That plant food really works!'

'If you had been born two days later you'd have been kind and clever with a great sense of humour.'

"Before invasive species, the only things I could grow were weeds and mildew."

Man transplants plant in his garden.

'Ah, now's there's something different....'

I love my dog!

Cover Design for the Savoy (No. 1) - Putto Figure in Lower Part of Image Altered for Publication

"Lighten up! Your charts aren't that bad."

'I imagine you'd like to hear about my progress...'

'When you invented vegetables, Sir, did you know that my mother would be able to fit them all into one garden?'

'Let's go to the Horticultural Show and taste the exotic flowers...'

"You've definitely got water retention..."

'You are my sunshine, my only sunshine.'

Ill next Thursday

'No kidding! I'm a Leo too!'

A gap between the solar panels

Game time.

'Here are the safety manuals you wanted'

'You're a water sign and I'm an earth sign. . .Together we're mud.'

Man gets round hosepipe ban by showering in the garden

'Mr McGregor's growing genetically modified carrots!'

"I love to hear the pitter-patter-patter...patter of his tiny feet."

Garden genomes.

'All I'm saying is I wished you'd specified where you were going put the gnomes when you asked me if we could get some!'

Victorian Garden Romance

No Dogs Allowed

"They've worked out the can save money by sharing toilet reading material."