Garden Stylist Gifts

'Did you know the gardener also does hair?'

California Gold...field of poppies with matching border

Man looks at huge dinosaur fossil in garden, saying: 'It looks great in the rockery, but don't you think you should call the Natural History Museum?'

Burt was a true artist and conservationist. He recycled his beer cans...Making an ornate garden wall and rockery.

"Oh no, it's Flash Garden!"

'He took a fetching class.'

"We have a new line of designer hedge funds...the Topiary Group."

'Like I'm going to give this up to migrate.'

'Don't wear that shirt in the garden dear. Roses don't fit in with my planting scheme'

'...'Throw down my hair'? In this condition?'

"She's had a lot of work done."

"The latest news on the gardening fashion front is 'Ditch the decking'!"

Eden. There's great leaves to wear growing on this vine. Ah, it's the new summer clothing line!

Sophisticated garden - low maintenance garden

A topiary doghouse

The Arcimboldo Arrangement

"Yeah, most people are surprised when they learn I'm actually a lyricist."

Dun Decking

Chelsea flower show sewage

Hipster Yard

Topiary bushes in the form of pointing hands. People are looking in the directions that the fingers are pointing.

Decorator Farming

"I like your garden humans"

'We thought gnomes would be a little common'.

Gastro Gnomes

'Short back and sides please'

'It's nice when people give Christmas presents that you appreciate.'

Hedge trimming.

"They just keep falling. It's as though they're mocking me with their hideous persistence. I know they hate me, hahaha! You'll all be sorry..." "Leaf insanity"

'I guess you could say the church garden is God's bling.'

Oh, a metrognome!

'Too small for Santa I'm afraid-but with a fishing rod you would be a WOW in our roof garden!'

'It's the only way to get to see their more inaccessible plants!'

Unwanted Guests

Topiary chair.