Garden Store Owner Gifts

Garden store owner chasing away birds from his seed display.

Allotment

Homegrown solutions for a smaller carbon footprint.

Plants Cheer as They Get Watered.

'I used to do that, but it just grows again.'

Florabation - '..mmm...It must be spring!'

Gardener Cutting Tree into 'Rock' Symbol.

Don't mind us. We're just trying to eat more locally grown food.

Garden Shop - Top Soil, Bottom Soil (manure)

'I know that bird feeder is guaranteed to be squirrel-proof, but I still think they are getting in there.'

Organic Produce: No Pesticides, Herbicides or Bad Vibes.

Our farmer brought fresh beans, tomatoes, corn and squash this week. Nice. You should have bought into the farm share. I've got my own farmer. Mine's cheap. Mine's cheaper. Thanks, mom. You can't take more zucchini?

"Where's all your fish?" "I never should have bought 'coy' fish."

Labor Day Flowers

'Burying things is his version of spring cleaning.'

Cat tries to reach a birdfeeder on stilts.

Wordplay: Gastropod.

Important Food Groups

Herbophiles protest mass killings of plants.

'Ugh Look The whole garden is just one giant cat toilet'

'You wanted to be a wine maker in the worst way, Paul - and you've succeeded.'

Sale! Weed Whackers

"Which of these will look the prettiest without the others?"

Dog in Daisys

Do you have anything bigger?

'I'd forgotten how lovely it looks outside!'

Tree Passion

Gardening Terms: Black Spot

'I slave away all summer getting the garden just right to relax in - then autumn arrives!

Giant slug attacks a city

Annoying neighbours - irritating wind chimes

Frank & Ernie's Carrot, Beet, Potato Farm. Lunch break's over --- Shall we return to our roots?

'What'll it cost me to got in shape for yardwork season?'

'The attendant is very good. I tip him the occasional sparrow.'

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