Garden Spa Enthusiasts T-Shirts

When did THAT go in?

Spa

Don't forget the hosepipe ban!

Palms. When fully grown that species will provide some nice shade in your your yard. Fronds with benefits.

Garden Goddess.

Bee flying to another flower.

"I'm rooting for the carrots."

A gardener sowing flower seeds - and a cat sowing bird seed.

Cats and gardens.

'Tut! Men and their sheds, eh?'

'Wrinkles can't breathe in mud.'

Man with raked leaves on wall plaques.

'Hey, wait a minute...Apples aren't indigenous to this geopraphical region.'

Couples Massage: "Did you remember the body oil?"

Lawnmower

Et in Arcadia Ego

The Cat Spa

'Wait, this isn't Monet's garden, it's Mondrian's.'

"I think I picked the wrong spot to plant that apple tree."

This Year's Spa

"The parasol certainly paid for itself this summer."

'Do you mind!!?'

"It was the most relaxing massage I've ever had."

Ecology

'Remember, we're planting a tree, not burying a bone.'

Monument in the park for Squirrel Feeder

'So, how much to remove this ugly old tree? $1750. It's not THAT ugly.'

"When I heard they legalized weeds, I wanted to be first on the block to let my lawn go."

Spa Dog

"Oh no, it's Flash Garden!"

Luigi's Career Change From Pizza Shop Owner to Masseuse Goes Smoothly...

"Hey - I'd write a book, too, if I could find the time."

"You're incredibly tight."

"Who wants to live in a Garden Centre?"

"Don't worry, it's not rabies: It's normal for me to foam at the mouth..."