Garden Mess Admirer T-Shirts

"That's where Alan Titchmarsh lives."

Taking it easy

'I'm just exercising my first amendment rights.'

Mantis Love

'Care to gaze upon the peaceful blanket of snow before I send the kids out?'

Nature Lovers

Cover Design for the Savoy (No. 1) - Putto Figure in Lower Part of Image Altered for Publication

"Oh no, it's Flash Garden!"

'How was your day Ma?. . .'

Leaves drop from trees and bounce off a trampoline.

'He may have green fingers, but he's got dirty finger nails!'

Gardeners

Bird sees coo coo bird emerge from birdhouse

Spring Has Finally Sprung!

"I think our way is more elegant!"

'I'm all about quantity.'

'Isn't that cute?'

"I don’t remember there being a tip jar the last time we were here."

"One checker, two packs of cigarettes, two screws, one teapot bird, one piece of coal, three lighters, one Christmas light, one clove of garlic, four boxes of matches, two books, three pieces of broken dish, eggshells, one saltshaker peg, one pen, one cre

"Now, that's my kind of gardener: somebody who grows dandelions! I love dandelions..."

'I love this time of year...the way the plastic bags flutter in the breeze.'

Women look out at overgrown garden as man reads sports section. Wife says: 'He reckons he can't mow it as he's turned it into a wildlife reserve.'

'. . . He's such a slime ball!'

'My therapist suggested I redirect my anger into landscaping and gardening!'

Weeping Willow

Autumn is my favorite season.

Stamped

Two Men in a Garden Admire the View.

Elf Farm

Gardener watching a bird smoking a cigarette outside his birdbox

'It's very 'chocolate box cover' here, isn't it?'