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"I don't know how to say this but I've found someone else."

What are you giving Mother Earth this year?

'Behold. Ed and Jim have finally reached nirvana.'

Butterflies

"Hello, son. I suppose chicken farming doesn't seem so bad now."

'Darling - I think it's time to stop feeding the birds.'

"Consider yourself lucky that you only got a little shaken up in that dryer--socks get lost in that thing and aren't ever seen again.'

Botany Baby!

'Tut! Men and their sheds, eh?'

"The car is in the garage, but I had to drive over the lawnmower."

"It's smells so good, but why do you have to wait so long?!"

A Mix Up Between the Buggy and Lawn Mower.

A man repeatedly pulls the start cord on his lawn mower until it falls apart.

"Come and get it!"

'We'd better speed up the Eve project -- Adam's got himself an imaginary playmate.'

Show and Tell: 'These came from our orgasmic garden.'

Man transplants plant in his garden.

I love my dog!

'Ah, now's there's something different....'

A couple watch apprehensively as six witches fly around their gingerbread birdhouse

"I was wrong. Apparently, it wasn't our kids who used all my bubble bath."

A gap between the solar panels

'You are my sunshine, my only sunshine.'

Game time.

...Well I've got to make sure I REALLY like where I am.

'Let's go to the Horticultural Show and taste the exotic flowers...'

What makes us Canadian? It's in our DNeh!

Tune up $90. Tinker $20.

'Oh,oh, Regina has her lawyer with her.'

The moles have adapted to the winter weather.

Let's all be fairies.

Windchimes

'Difficulty getting started in the morning, stalling, various leaks, gas fumes...at this point Mrs Johnson, I'd recommend getting a new husband!'

Naturists feelings of joy evaporate when a slug climbs up his arse

Keep Off The Hay