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"I'm having a little difficulty adjusting. The last place I worked was a lot bigger."

"Excellent company car. Especially if you work from home."

"I haven't a clue what it does, but I don't know how I managed without it."

Tune up $90. Tinker $20.

"When are visiting hours?"

"Your bill comes to forty-eight dollars more than we estimated, because that little black thing with a lot of wires going into it needed fixing."

'Difficulty getting started in the morning, stalling, various leaks, gas fumes...at this point Mrs Johnson, I'd recommend getting a new husband!'

'Bentley, can I see you for a minute...'

'I finnaly located what was causing that hissing sound on the tractor.'

"Axle! - Will you STOP messing about??"

"Well, there's your problem. The strange clanking sound is just Tom Waits in your engine."

"The car is in the garage, but I had to drive over the lawnmower."

'Behold. Ed and Jim have finally reached nirvana.'

Butterflies

'Can we afford you to save us money by repairing the car yourself...?'

'My electric car is giving me static!'

'Darling - I think it's time to stop feeding the birds.'

"Would you please step into the garage? Your car and I need to have a word with you."

It's only firing on 87 cylinders!

'The vegetables sat in the crisper for hours...days...a whole week. Then suddenly, the drawer opened. A hand reached in, grabbed the kale, and all you could hear was the sound of...A Garbage disposal.'

Inflating Boobs.

Organic Soldering.

'We'd better speed up the Eve project -- Adam's got himself an imaginary playmate.'

"Come and get it!"

'You raised the price of air to 50c!' 'Inflation.'

The Small Business Advisor: 'The first bit of advice I'd give you for your garage start-up is to tell your dad'

Dave's Discount Auto Repair...only an arm or a leg, not both!

'Mobile homes aren't allowed here.'

A couple watch apprehensively as six witches fly around their gingerbread birdhouse

"I'd like my daughter to know something about engines."

'Well OF COURSE I rotate the tires! How do you think I got here?'

"Because you're a mechanic, we're going to do your hydrotherapy in a car pool."

Bob’s Museum

"We're having a little trouble with our hydraulic lift. I guess my question is, do you still want your muffler replaced?"

'My husband thought he could save money by repairing it himself.'