Garden Dwellers Pillows

"I don't know how to say this but I've found someone else."

What are you giving Mother Earth this year?

'Behold. Ed and Jim have finally reached nirvana.'

Butterflies

"Hello, son. I suppose chicken farming doesn't seem so bad now."

'Darling - I think it's time to stop feeding the birds.'

"Consider yourself lucky that you only got a little shaken up in that dryer--socks get lost in that thing and aren't ever seen again.'

Botany Baby!

'Tut! Men and their sheds, eh?'

"It's smells so good, but why do you have to wait so long?!"

A Mix Up Between the Buggy and Lawn Mower.

"The car is in the garage, but I had to drive over the lawnmower."

A man repeatedly pulls the start cord on his lawn mower until it falls apart.

'We'd better speed up the Eve project -- Adam's got himself an imaginary playmate.'

"Come and get it!"

Show and Tell: 'These came from our orgasmic garden.'

Man transplants plant in his garden.

I love my dog!

A couple watch apprehensively as six witches fly around their gingerbread birdhouse

'Ah, now's there's something different....'

"I was wrong. Apparently, it wasn't our kids who used all my bubble bath."

Shakespeare's Earliest Influences. To bean or not to bean ….. Ye Olde Limas. Jolly Goode Cukes. The Bees Peas.

'You are my sunshine, my only sunshine.'

...Well I've got to make sure I REALLY like where I am.

What makes us Canadian? It's in our DNeh!

A gap between the solar panels

Game time.

'Let's go to the Horticultural Show and taste the exotic flowers...'

Tune up $90. Tinker $20.

'Oh,oh, Regina has her lawyer with her.'

The moles have adapted to the winter weather.

Let's all be fairies.

Naturists feelings of joy evaporate when a slug climbs up his arse

Keep Off The Hay

'Difficulty getting started in the morning, stalling, various leaks, gas fumes...at this point Mrs Johnson, I'd recommend getting a new husband!'