Backyard Dweller Pillows

'Behold. Ed and Jim have finally reached nirvana.'

'Life is great' down on the farm.

"It only goes forwards and backwards. So, you won't need a GPS."

Butterflies

Politicians' basements (as seen on TV)

"Hello, son. I suppose chicken farming doesn't seem so bad now."

Country Bumpkin.

'Darling - I think it's time to stop feeding the birds.'

"Fred, I think you're spending altogether too much time down here with these mushrooms!"

A man in a car waits for a large herd of cows to cross the road; once they have crossed he finds a cow sitting in the passenger seat of his car.

'Sometimes, I wonder if Master realizes we are dogs: He always says 'good boy, good boy'...'

"The car is in the garage, but I had to drive over the lawnmower."

"Careful. That house has a taser."

"It's God's country, if your god wears camouflage and dips tobacco."

"No, I don't want to live forever, but I damn sure don't want to be dead forever, either."

'We'd better speed up the Eve project -- Adam's got himself an imaginary playmate.'

"Come and get it!"

Bird Bath.

A couple watch apprehensively as six witches fly around their gingerbread birdhouse

'I told you that rock wall climbing would be useful. I'll get our ball back with no trouble at all.'

'The birdseed's okay. But I just like driving 'em crazy.'

"I was wrong. Apparently, it wasn't our kids who used all my bubble bath."

What makes us Canadian? It's in our DNeh!

'We can't really play Hide and Seek, there's nowhere to hide on the plains...'

'I've just realised where we went wrong.'

'I've decided I'm going to be a fireman when I grow up.'

"The pH level seems a little off."

"My family argues so much over living in the city or country that it makes me feel like pulled pork."

New Planning Body in beauty spot - 'Nice spot for our HQ...'

Tune up $90. Tinker $20.

'Oh,oh, Regina has her lawyer with her.'

'See I told you the garden was big enough for a table and chairs.'

The moles have adapted to the winter weather.

I know they told me not to bark

Leaves drop from trees and bounce off a trampoline.