Garden Center Regular Gifts

'Open the cash register!'

'Harold, when was the last time you cleaned the pool?!'

Allotment

Homegrown solutions for a smaller carbon footprint.

Plants Cheer as They Get Watered.

'I used to do that, but it just grows again.'

Florabation - '..mmm...It must be spring!'

Gardener Cutting Tree into 'Rock' Symbol.

Garden Shop - Top Soil, Bottom Soil (manure)

'I know that bird feeder is guaranteed to be squirrel-proof, but I still think they are getting in there.'

Garden Gnome fishing all the fish for pond.

'What's wrong with our new shed? Nothing - I'm sat out here guarding it.'

Sale! Weed Whackers

Dog in Daisys

'Burying things is his version of spring cleaning.'

AA Meeting Here Today

"Which of these will look the prettiest without the others?"

Herbophiles protest mass killings of plants.

Our farmer brought fresh beans, tomatoes, corn and squash this week. Nice. You should have bought into the farm share. I've got my own farmer. Mine's cheap. Mine's cheaper. Thanks, mom. You can't take more zucchini?

"Did I show you my new climbing hydrangea plants, Mr. Fessler?... Mr. Fessler?"

Cat tries to reach a birdfeeder on stilts.

"Good morning. Fen, Boscage, Bracken & Spinney."

"Where's all your fish?" "I never should have bought 'coy' fish."

Wordplay: Gastropod.

Bumble Bee

'I'd forgotten how lovely it looks outside!'

Do you have anything bigger?

Gardening Terms: Black Spot

'I slave away all summer getting the garden just right to relax in - then autumn arrives!

'The attendant is very good. I tip him the occasional sparrow.'

"Bob! Your manure's here!"

Annoying neighbours - irritating wind chimes

'What'll it cost me to got in shape for yardwork season?'

Frank & Ernie's Carrot, Beet, Potato Farm. Lunch break's over --- Shall we return to our roots?

Giant slug attacks a city