Garbage Can Innovator T-Shirts

"Don't just forage - upcycle!"

A bridge builder using an organic blow torch.

Modern kite for wind energy.

Genetic modification creating plastic from plant cellulose.

The dumpster code - find something, leave something.

Sea weed harvest.

'According to this, she began making wine in her laundry room 30 years ago, and now she's moved on to the garage.'

"We'll analyze the only thing left to analyze: what people throw away."

Solar Plant

'These spare Christmas decorations make perfect bird scarers.'

"We were looking for a non-hackable, energy efficient data center. Thanks for the file cabinet."

"If obsessing about trash is wrong, then. . . I don't wanna be right."

Dustbin monster.

You will always find a spot to garden

Dr B orge tests his new cow-fart ozone depletion meter.

'Then a window popped up and asked, 'Are you sure you want to empty trash?' I shouldn't have clicked 'okeydokey.''

Tree with Drain Pipe

'One day son, all this will be collected.'

"You know, turning a hobby into a job kinda takes all the fun out of it."

'Styrofoam.'

"In other news, oil and gas prices became irrelevant today when scientists announced that pretty much anything can run on caffeine."

"You put your family in with the aluminum cans again, Mrs. Price."

"You've opened my eyes to the most disgusting worldly delights."

Typical...You don't see one for weeks then they all arrive together.'

'Look dear - the first skip of spring...'

'Yes, this is the most direct offsetting of carbon emissions I've seen.'

"I stopped recycling after my garbage guy slipped me the number of the nearest AA branch."

'With such a tight budget we never thought it would be possible to build our dream home.'

'Oh, you nut! I thought we agreed we weren't going to make a big fuss over birthdays anymore.'

"Along with the solar panels, I've designed a gutter that drains right into your water bowl."

Buried Rubbish

A man sits in an armchair admiring his little pickers and trophies of litter he has picked up which are displayed on the wall.

"We didn't have room to store the Halloween decorations so we put them on the Christmas Tree."