Garbage Can Innovator T-Shirts

"Here's a good one for you. Just four words; bear proof garbage cans."

Genetic modification creating plastic from plant cellulose.

"Don't just forage - upcycle!"

The dumpster code - find something, leave something.

A bridge builder using an organic blow torch.

Modern kite for wind energy.

Sea weed harvest.

'According to this, she began making wine in her laundry room 30 years ago, and now she's moved on to the garage.'

Bingo! Credit card number!! The real reason raccoons like garbage.

"We'll analyze the only thing left to analyze: what people throw away."

Solar Plant

'These spare Christmas decorations make perfect bird scarers.'

"We were looking for a non-hackable, energy efficient data center. Thanks for the file cabinet."

You will always find a spot to garden

"If obsessing about trash is wrong, then. . . I don't wanna be right."

Dustbin monster.

Dr B orge tests his new cow-fart ozone depletion meter.

'Then a window popped up and asked, 'Are you sure you want to empty trash?' I shouldn't have clicked 'okeydokey.''

"You know, turning a hobby into a job kinda takes all the fun out of it."

Tree with Drain Pipe

'One day son, all this will be collected.'

"You put your family in with the aluminum cans again, Mrs. Price."

"In other news, oil and gas prices became irrelevant today when scientists announced that pretty much anything can run on caffeine."

'Styrofoam.'

"You've opened my eyes to the most disgusting worldly delights."

"Central heat. Pretty posh."

Typical...You don't see one for weeks then they all arrive together.'

'Look dear - the first skip of spring...'

'With such a tight budget we never thought it would be possible to build our dream home.'

"I stopped recycling after my garbage guy slipped me the number of the nearest AA branch."

'Yes, this is the most direct offsetting of carbon emissions I've seen.'

'Oh, you nut! I thought we agreed we weren't going to make a big fuss over birthdays anymore.'

Buried Rubbish

"We didn't have room to store the Halloween decorations so we put them on the Christmas Tree."

A man sits in an armchair admiring his little pickers and trophies of litter he has picked up which are displayed on the wall.