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'Stanley likes to think he's king of his castle.'

"It looks like our house got sick and threw up the attic."

Kar Boot Sale (child's toys).

'Can we afford you to save us money by repairing the car yourself...?'

'My electric car is giving me static!'

"Would you please step into the garage? Your car and I need to have a word with you."

When Tia Carmen says... "I got it for a very good price!" it means...she stopped at a garage sale on the way home.

It's only firing on 87 cylinders!

"There's more inside."

Organic Soldering.

Inflating Boobs.

'And I want that end table for $40...' When bargain hunters crack.

"I've narrowed the problem down to somewhere under this big flap I discovered."

'You raised the price of air to 50c!' 'Inflation.'

The Small Business Advisor: 'The first bit of advice I'd give you for your garage start-up is to tell your dad'

Dave's Discount Auto Repair...only an arm or a leg, not both!

"I'd like my daughter to know something about engines."

'Well OF COURSE I rotate the tires! How do you think I got here?'

"Because you're a mechanic, we're going to do your hydrotherapy in a car pool."

"All it takes is a little marketing, Tia Carmen!"

Bob’s Museum

"We're having a little trouble with our hydraulic lift. I guess my question is, do you still want your muffler replaced?"

'My husband thought he could save money by repairing it himself.'

"Enough with the garage sales, Harold."

Animals are smarter than we think!

"My name is Leonard, and I'll be your auto mechanic for today."

Cowboy at mechanic with horse hoisted

"I told you not to polish the car too much."

"Installed it himself ??" saved $50."

'Would you do that noise that your car makes on more time...it's hilarious!'

Buy Back the Junk We Bought at Your Garage Sale

"See that dog, Mr. Hendricks? That means you either have a shredded fan belt or your fuel pump is sucking air."

House sale.

His and Hers Garage

'We couldn't find anything wrong with your car, so all you owe us is for 2 hours of search.'