Garage Gremlin T-Shirts

'Before you say it's got some old parts, remember that you repaired it last time.'

'Believing any filming experience may help launch acting careers, some even stage their appearances before closed circuit cameras.'

'My electric car is giving me static!'

'Can we afford you to save us money by repairing the car yourself...?'

"Would you please step into the garage? Your car and I need to have a word with you."

STRIP Hambone: Fix it yourself

"At first glance this diet might seem boring but then you realize there are actually seven varieties of kale!"

It's only firing on 87 cylinders!

Inflating Boobs.

"The instructions for the beer-making kit you gave me? Didn't need them -- I figured it out for myself. Drink up."

Organic Soldering.

'You raised the price of air to 50c!' 'Inflation.'

The Small Business Advisor: 'The first bit of advice I'd give you for your garage start-up is to tell your dad'

"I'd like my daughter to know something about engines."

"Because you're a mechanic, we're going to do your hydrotherapy in a car pool."

'Well OF COURSE I rotate the tires! How do you think I got here?'

Bob’s Museum

"We're having a little trouble with our hydraulic lift. I guess my question is, do you still want your muffler replaced?"

'My husband thought he could save money by repairing it himself.'

"I told you not to polish the car too much."

Cowboy at mechanic with horse hoisted

'He never listened to his mother!'

Animals are smarter than we think!

"Installed it himself ??" saved $50."

'Would you do that noise that your car makes on more time...it's hilarious!'

Acme Flyswatters.

'A belt will have to be tightened...not the cars...yours.'

His and Hers Garage

'We couldn't find anything wrong with your car, so all you owe us is for 2 hours of search.'

'There goes the squeak in your brakes, Mrs. Ferguson.'

When did you last have your oil changed?

'I need a really loud horn. My brakes are a bit spongy.'

'I wanted a little more speed. I just hope I'm not violating any laws by using a jet engine.'

"Pop, what part of ‘rest in peace’ don’t you understand?!"