Garage Gremlin T-Shirts

'Before you say it's got some old parts, remember that you repaired it last time.'

'Believing any filming experience may help launch acting careers, some even stage their appearances before closed circuit cameras.'

'Can we afford you to save us money by repairing the car yourself...?'

'My electric car is giving me static!'

"Would you please step into the garage? Your car and I need to have a word with you."

"At first glance this diet might seem boring but then you realize there are actually seven varieties of kale!"

STRIP Hambone: Fix it yourself

It's only firing on 87 cylinders!

Organic Soldering.

"The instructions for the beer-making kit you gave me? Didn't need them -- I figured it out for myself. Drink up."

Inflating Boobs.

'I found what was making those funny noises.'

"I've narrowed the problem down to somewhere under this big flap I discovered."

'You raised the price of air to 50c!' 'Inflation.'

The Small Business Advisor: 'The first bit of advice I'd give you for your garage start-up is to tell your dad'

'Well OF COURSE I rotate the tires! How do you think I got here?'

"Because you're a mechanic, we're going to do your hydrotherapy in a car pool."

"I'd like my daughter to know something about engines."

Bob’s Museum

"We're having a little trouble with our hydraulic lift. I guess my question is, do you still want your muffler replaced?"

'My husband thought he could save money by repairing it himself.'

Cowboy at mechanic with horse hoisted

Animals are smarter than we think!

"I told you not to polish the car too much."

'He never listened to his mother!'

"Installed it himself ??" saved $50."

'Would you do that noise that your car makes on more time...it's hilarious!'

Acme Flyswatters.

When did you last have your oil changed?

'A belt will have to be tightened...not the cars...yours.'

'We couldn't find anything wrong with your car, so all you owe us is for 2 hours of search.'

His and Hers Garage

'There goes the squeak in your brakes, Mrs. Ferguson.'

'I wanted a little more speed. I just hope I'm not violating any laws by using a jet engine.'

'I need a really loud horn. My brakes are a bit spongy.'