Garage Glam T-Shirts

'Can we do a quick respray to match her super new outfit?'

"Thanks to the Oscars, we're going to be the hottest finger food this season."

Bad Timbre: the world's first Garage Philharmonic Orchestra

Scientists are sexy

'Can we afford you to save us money by repairing the car yourself...?'

'My electric car is giving me static!'

"Would you please step into the garage? Your car and I need to have a word with you."

It's only firing on 87 cylinders!

Organic Soldering.

Inflating Boobs.

"I've narrowed the problem down to somewhere under this big flap I discovered."

'You raised the price of air to 50c!' 'Inflation.'

The Small Business Advisor: 'The first bit of advice I'd give you for your garage start-up is to tell your dad'

"I'd like my daughter to know something about engines."

'Well OF COURSE I rotate the tires! How do you think I got here?'

"Because you're a mechanic, we're going to do your hydrotherapy in a car pool."

Bob’s Museum

"We're having a little trouble with our hydraulic lift. I guess my question is, do you still want your muffler replaced?"

'My husband thought he could save money by repairing it himself.'

Cowboy at mechanic with horse hoisted

"I told you not to polish the car too much."

Animals are smarter than we think!

"Oh no, it's Flash Garden!"

"Installed it himself ??" saved $50."

'Would you do that noise that your car makes on more time...it's hilarious!'

'There goes the squeak in your brakes, Mrs. Ferguson.'

"Believe me, you never looked better since you fell into that vast of skin cream."

Acme Flyswatters.

When did you last have your oil changed?

'A belt will have to be tightened...not the cars...yours.'

'We couldn't find anything wrong with your car, so all you owe us is for 2 hours of search.'

His and Hers Garage

'I need a really loud horn. My brakes are a bit spongy.'

"So what's your success rate?"

'My head's in the shop, this is just a loaner.'