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'The fellow must have a pace maker because he collapsed when I fired the garage door opener at him.'

'Marsha, did you file the Peterson account on the cumulus, stratus, cirrus, or nimbus cloud?'

"Good heavens William, what have you downloaded off the internet this time?"

Why are you waving that big magnet over my hard drive?

'No, don't tell me, your electric garage door is broken.'

'The only problem is they're glued together. So I can't see the watch...or change the dead calculator batteries, but it's guaranteed for life...'

"Apple harvest."

"We've run all the technical stuff and found the cause of the funny sound coming from your computer."

'Where are you going?'

'I accidentally hacked into Mom's microwave oven.'

"Forget it – we're not buying some expensive sex robot for it to end up unused in the garage with the massaging armchair and the rowing machine."

'I told Dad you painted his car!'

Extremely Realistic Virtual Reality.

A Not So Grand Slam.

"My dad said I couldn't scare him, so I'm hiding all his data like it was erased. Get ready for a loud scream."

Fishing for Supper

'Which one do you think Dracula's in?'

The Hard Drive Ate My Homework.

'Okay! Who changed my screensaver?'

'Sir, you need special help to fix this problem. Please hold the line whilst I put you through to our exorcist.'

"We let Bubba come up with all the office passwords. He's a terrible speller."

'My Dad gave him a parking ticket for standing on his vegetable patch!'

'I hacked into the school computer, and flunked all the teachers out.'

Snowman in the Freezer.

"Let's see if we can't scatter the trash all over his desktop."

'Remember, Son, to occasionally take time to stop and pee on the roses.'

Drones Unlimited

'Yes! I plugged in enough electric gizmos to cause a power surge and now the electronic billboard has tapped into the CIA computers.'

"I've just sacked the gardener as you said Dear.."

'We planted some birds of paradise for ironic flair.'

Spiro & Pusho go hunting.

'See, it has remote control.'