Garage Gadget Prankster Prints

'The fellow must have a pace maker because he collapsed when I fired the garage door opener at him.'

'Marsha, did you file the Peterson account on the cumulus, stratus, cirrus, or nimbus cloud?'

"Good heavens William, what have you downloaded off the internet this time?"

'The only problem is they're glued together. So I can't see the watch...or change the dead calculator batteries, but it's guaranteed for life...'

'No, don't tell me, your electric garage door is broken.'

Why are you waving that big magnet over my hard drive?

"Apple harvest."

"We've run all the technical stuff and found the cause of the funny sound coming from your computer."

"Forget it – we're not buying some expensive sex robot for it to end up unused in the garage with the massaging armchair and the rowing machine."

'I accidentally hacked into Mom's microwave oven.'

'Where are you going?'

'I told Dad you painted his car!'

Extremely Realistic Virtual Reality.

'... and when the user's blood pressure goes over 100, the computer shuts down, the siren sounds, and the neon sign beings to flash!'

A Not So Grand Slam.

'Which one do you think Dracula's in?'

"My dad said I couldn't scare him, so I'm hiding all his data like it was erased. Get ready for a loud scream."

To scare the pants off of kids who threw snowballs at his car, Ray outfitted it with exploding fake body panels.

The Hard Drive Ate My Homework.

Fishing for Supper

'Dan sculpted the shrubs to look like hunters to keep the deer from eating them.'

'Okay! Who changed my screensaver?'

'Sir, you need special help to fix this problem. Please hold the line whilst I put you through to our exorcist.'

'My Dad gave him a parking ticket for standing on his vegetable patch!'

"We let Bubba come up with all the office passwords. He's a terrible speller."

Snowman in the Freezer.

'I hacked into the school computer, and flunked all the teachers out.'

Drones Unlimited

'See, it has remote control.'

Defense Contractor, Inc. Research and Development. It's a portable bathroom for navy ships. Heads will roll!

'Yes! I plugged in enough electric gizmos to cause a power surge and now the electronic billboard has tapped into the CIA computers.'

Spiro & Pusho go hunting.

"Let's see if we can't scatter the trash all over his desktop."

'We planted some birds of paradise for ironic flair.'

'Remember, Son, to occasionally take time to stop and pee on the roses.'