Garage Explorer T-Shirts

"Look what I found in the garage! My old music speakers!"

"I can't believe how great my life is now: We used to live in an apartment, but now, I have my own garden..."

Pumpkin patch

"The stars were much more beautiful from Earth."

Boptimism

'Why can't you admit you're lost?'

'My electric car is giving me static!'

'Can we afford you to save us money by repairing the car yourself...?'

"Would you please step into the garage? Your car and I need to have a word with you."

You're dead to me, Marsha. And that's just the way I like it."

"Dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, onion bagel with Nutella and cream cheese, dirt, dirt, dirt..."

It's only firing on 87 cylinders!

'According to this, she began making wine in her laundry room 30 years ago, and now she's moved on to the garage.'

Inflating Boobs.

Organic Soldering.

"The instructions for the beer-making kit you gave me? Didn't need them -- I figured it out for myself. Drink up."

'Hey, what am I, chopped liver?'

'You raised the price of air to 50c!' 'Inflation.'

Dung beetle to other dung beetle - 'Now what do we do with it' Reply - 'Beats me'

'No, don't tell me, your electric garage door is broken.'

The Small Business Advisor: 'The first bit of advice I'd give you for your garage start-up is to tell your dad'

"Because you're a mechanic, we're going to do your hydrotherapy in a car pool."

"I'd like my daughter to know something about engines."

'Can you believe it? - The doofus doesn't know whether this is the Alpha Quadrant or not!'

'Well OF COURSE I rotate the tires! How do you think I got here?'

Bob’s Museum

"We're having a little trouble with our hydraulic lift. I guess my question is, do you still want your muffler replaced?"

'My husband thought he could save money by repairing it himself.'

'I don't make house calls. My mom won't let me leave the yard.'

Animals are smarter than we think!

Cowboy at mechanic with horse hoisted

Ventriloquist Grave

Life in the fastest lane.