Garage Explorer T-Shirts

"Look what I found in the garage! My old music speakers!"

"I can't believe how great my life is now: We used to live in an apartment, but now, I have my own garden..."

Pumpkin patch

Boptimism

"The stars were much more beautiful from Earth."

'Why can't you admit you're lost?'

'Can we afford you to save us money by repairing the car yourself...?'

'My electric car is giving me static!'

"Would you please step into the garage? Your car and I need to have a word with you."

When the ship needed to go faster than Warp Speed, the crew ate lots of pungent beans.

"Dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, onion bagel with Nutella and cream cheese, dirt, dirt, dirt..."

You're dead to me, Marsha. And that's just the way I like it."

It's only firing on 87 cylinders!

Organic Soldering.

"The instructions for the beer-making kit you gave me? Didn't need them -- I figured it out for myself. Drink up."

'Hey, what am I, chopped liver?'

'According to this, she began making wine in her laundry room 30 years ago, and now she's moved on to the garage.'

Inflating Boobs.

"I've narrowed the problem down to somewhere under this big flap I discovered."

Dung beetle to other dung beetle - 'Now what do we do with it' Reply - 'Beats me'

'You raised the price of air to 50c!' 'Inflation.'

The Small Business Advisor: 'The first bit of advice I'd give you for your garage start-up is to tell your dad'

'No, don't tell me, your electric garage door is broken.'

Obama's Theoretical Voting Record

"I'd like my daughter to know something about engines."

'Well OF COURSE I rotate the tires! How do you think I got here?'

'Can you believe it? - The doofus doesn't know whether this is the Alpha Quadrant or not!'

"Because you're a mechanic, we're going to do your hydrotherapy in a car pool."

Bob’s Museum

"We're having a little trouble with our hydraulic lift. I guess my question is, do you still want your muffler replaced?"

'My husband thought he could save money by repairing it himself.'

'I don't make house calls. My mom won't let me leave the yard.'

Cowboy at mechanic with horse hoisted

Life in the fastest lane.

"Forget it – we're not buying some expensive sex robot for it to end up unused in the garage with the massaging armchair and the rowing machine."