Garage Door Enthusiast Mugs

"Now I remember what I wanted to tell you. The safety stop on the garage door doesn't work anymore."

"Yes, I know they fit, it's just not what I pictured for a three car garage!"

Bad Timbre: the world's first Garage Philharmonic Orchestra

Cat statues on entrance gate

'Well OF COURSE I rotate the tires! How do you think I got here?'

'I figure that if I sell just one, I can retire.'

Macho man body building club.

They've come a long way since they started in his parents' garage.

'I've been riding small, fast bikes for awhile. I thought it was time to build a bigger motorcycle.'

Repairing the UFO

Sale: All Doors Massively Reduced!

'Today's lesson - how to slam a door.'

"I want you to call that idiot you hired to build our garage...he made it too small for our car!"

The Great Out-doors

'Look what I found at the garage sale - a new notebook with internet brokerage access and an investment consultant'!

The traveling Yard Sale.

Snickle's Trapdoor Factory.

'Mirriam. Where on earth did you get these coat-hangers?'

Yard Sale hunter finds a treasure!

"They're meant to be crap, right?"

Thanks for putting in a new engine, pity you forgot to take the old one out.

At death's door

'Worst chainsaw massacre I've ever seen.'

"I will now open the floor to questions. Bye bye!"

'This one comes with it's own garage sale sign.'

Working Time Machine: 'Hmmm...but where would I put it?'

"Never mind honey, I found the garage door opener."

'I was having a garage sale last week and he made an offer on my garage that I couldn't refuse!'

'Poor Oog -- he invented the door, and locked himself out of his cave.'

X-Ray toilets.

Pet Doors Inc. In trays and out trays??" in, out, in, out…

Garbage Sale - Sunday

Garage sale

'True - we may just be a garage band. But now we've got a manager and we'll be touring the biggest garages in town.'

Garage Sale - "I sold it!"