Garage Gadget Enthusiast Mugs

ACME INDUSTRIES NEW PRODUCTS DIVISION, 'The best part is, it can repossess itself!'

"Where's the business end of this thing?"

Bad Timbre: the world's first Garage Philharmonic Orchestra

Dawing your Cellphone

Check your universal remote control at the door.

'Don't leave baby alone with this really cool tiny phone. It's a choking hazard.'

Nerd tryouts.

Bicycle sat nav.

'E-books?'

"This new phone app for opening the beer is great, Bruce!"

'Ray's as excited as...well...as excited as a guy who just bought a snowblower on the eve of a storm.'

'Thanks for the book, dad. Now I can reach my computer!'

'I love this street...it's so real man...'

1 Only Smart Hammer Instructions

'When I said that I needed a new mouse...'

"Thanks—I got it off Amazon."

'Dude, you can go for that new diving gear if you want, but if you ask me, I think it's a trap.'

'It's one of our new technology rings, it allows you to download karats.'

'Maybe a firewall isn't enough to protect our computer from worms and viruses. That's why I additionally installed this fence!'

'Since he bought the leaf blower I hardly ever see him.'

'No, don't tell me, your electric garage door is broken.'

'Now where's my Tibbles got to?'

"I wish someone would come and turn the vibrating buzzer off on that mobile phone!"

'Well OF COURSE I rotate the tires! How do you think I got here?'

'Still no improvement? Nurse, attach more gizmos.'

'Yes, technology has come a long way, but the baby won't have a touch screen.'

The secret lives of household things.

"Sorry. My phone is on vibrate."

"Forget it – we're not buying some expensive sex robot for it to end up unused in the garage with the massaging armchair and the rowing machine."

"Pretty impressive for a product of a 3-D printer."

'These new metal detectors are great!'

Desert wifi

"That vulture just appeared and started picking at my phone. My battery must have died."