Garage Band Starter Mugs

"My mom says I can start a rock band if I call it 'I Love My Mommy'. You in?"

Man to realtor: 'How much for a starter cubicle?'

'If I had known it was going to be such a late Spring, i would have never started my garden seeds, indoors.'

Bad Timbre: the world's first Garage Philharmonic Orchestra

"The amnio's fine, the sex is male, and the name is Wade."

Man has a picture of a rolls on his garage door...the car inside is very different.

CLEAR!

"The instructions for the beer-making kit you gave me? Didn't need them -- I figured it out for myself. Drink up."

"We located the hissing noise, Mr. Watkins. Your wife's mother is in the back seat."

Jenkins took special pride in his new invention, the rubberband-powered runabout.

"Your wheel idea was a huge hit, so what have you got for me this time?"

"Let's just binge watch this."

"It's worse than I thought."

'You see this app? It starts a revolution.'

"Dude, I figured out why your solos sound so bad - that thing's actually a bass."

'I wanted a little more speed. I just hope I'm not violating any laws by using a jet engine.'

'I AM going to join a gym, but I've got to get in shape first. . .'

'While my guitar gently creeks.'

Bonfire

"For Trog, the discovery of the skewer far outweighed the discovery of fire... Incredible!"

'The bass has shattered the windows in all my neigbor's homes. They hate me, but they like my car.'

"When was the last time you started her up?"

"I'd text you, but I haven't learnt to spell yet."

'I just discovered fire!'

'I'm a very busy man - this way I am able to hunt and cook at the same time.'

"My mom says I can start a rock band if I call it 'I Love My Mommy.' You in?"

False starts.

"I think we're ready for the big move up from shed band to full garage band."

"That' was great - let's run though that again."

"Let's take it step by step. How do I turn it on?"