Garage Band Starter Gifts

"My mom says I can start a rock band if I call it 'I Love My Mommy'. You in?"

Man to realtor: 'How much for a starter cubicle?'

'If I had known it was going to be such a late Spring, i would have never started my garden seeds, indoors.'

Bad Timbre: the world's first Garage Philharmonic Orchestra

"The amnio's fine, the sex is male, and the name is Wade."

Man has a picture of a rolls on his garage door...the car inside is very different.

This "fire" invention is taking more wood than we expected. The First Cost Overrun.

"The instructions for the beer-making kit you gave me? Didn't need them -- I figured it out for myself. Drink up."

CLEAR!

"We located the hissing noise, Mr. Watkins. Your wife's mother is in the back seat."

Jenkins took special pride in his new invention, the rubberband-powered runabout.

"Your wheel idea was a huge hit, so what have you got for me this time?"

Me cold. Need heat cave. Fire works. To make metal tools, I need to melt these rocks. Fire works. I'd like a romantic atmosphere for my date tonight. Fire works. How should we celebrate the founding of our new nation? Fireworks!

'You see this app? It starts a revolution.'

"It's worse than I thought."

"Let's just binge watch this."

"Dude, I figured out why your solos sound so bad - that thing's actually a bass."

"Central heat. Pretty posh."

'I wanted a little more speed. I just hope I'm not violating any laws by using a jet engine.'

'While my guitar gently creeks.'

I've invented "fire." It'll accelerate global warming and get us out of this ice age!

'I AM going to join a gym, but I've got to get in shape first. . .'

They've come a long way since they started in his parents' garage.

Bonfire

"For Trog, the discovery of the skewer far outweighed the discovery of fire... Incredible!"

'The bass has shattered the windows in all my neigbor's homes. They hate me, but they like my car.'

"When was the last time you started her up?"

"I'd text you, but I haven't learnt to spell yet."

'I just discovered fire!'

"My mom says I can start a rock band if I call it 'I Love My Mommy.' You in?"

This "fire" we discovered has gone out. I'll call tech support.

'I'm a very busy man - this way I am able to hunt and cook at the same time.'

False starts.

"I think we're ready for the big move up from shed band to full garage band."

"That' was great - let's run though that again."