Gap Explainer Pillows

'Well, what about the two month gap in my reume? I fell into my sofa at home.'

"My granddaughter's first words to me were 'OK, Boomer.' I have no idea what that even means."

'They don't understand goo-goo-gah-gah. Dumb it down to WHAAAAAH!'

Super-Papi moves swiftly to defeat the evil Electronico!

My Dad, trying to look young. The cap hides his bald spot and the sweatshirt hides his gut!

"Whoa. Someone needs their diaper changed."

"Tell me again, Grandpa, about how you let your freak flag fly."

"Well, the alternative would be to use your social media accounts to promote toothlessness."

Injured backpacker.

'I'm doing a school report on 'the aging process,' Dad -- can I interview you?'

"I think my parents are pretty old. They remember a time before 'clumping' cat litter."

'You seem young, Perkins. Why, I bet I was incarcerated before you were even born.'

'I'm going to bed...whatever...'

'We'll never understand these kids. It's the old evolution gap.'

"We added it just for the millenials."

'...need to design something to bridge the generation gap.'

"I dooon't know this sooonngg. I'm just heeeere with my daaaaaughter and her frieeeends."

"My grandson said I was "woke" but I'm 90% certain I didn't even nod off"

"When I was your age, all we had to know was how to wind."

"Don't worry, I won't hold my age against you."

"Remember the days we could drink and party all night and we thought guys in their 50's were old geezers?"

'Unfortunately our definition of 'job' differs.'

"I'm your hip replacement."

'I suppose you think you're better than your parents, mister I-Can-Walk-Upright?!'

"The years 1966 through 1995 are blank because I was on tour with the Grateful Dead."

Backpacker

"A raise?! In my day, if we needed more money, we just borrowed it."

"Never ask Dad about technology. He thinks a semiconductor is someone who leads the Boston Pops for half a year."

"Grandpa, what was it like living off the grid for most of your life?"

"Google says it's some form of ancient timing device."

"I'm working on texting my memoirs."