Gaming Escapist Prints

Teachers; 'Oh no! It's the truancy inspector.'

Second lifeReal life.

"Mom! Your cell phone’s ringing ... it’s Dad!"

Woman dreaming about being on vacation.

"Force quit! Force quit! Force quit!!"

'Where would you recommend for a tech-free experience.'

Cyb-R Safe: Offering the most convincing illusion of on-line security available today!

Last Chance For Reality

'Yes, John's here, but he can't come to the phone at the moment. He's had a hard day so he's taking some time in his bouncy saucer.'

Cyber Dream

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Some days Ted's head would get stuck for hours.

"I just did a huge one in my diaper."

'You're so sophisticated and witty...and muscular...do you work out? Why, yes, I'd love to come back to your place.'

"Remember when we used to waste our entire lives for free?"

"Gee... A wide screen, high-definition TV with Stereo-Gasm Sound and over 500 channels! It's almost like having a life!"

"This is highly confidential, so, yes, we built a little fort."

"It's a weak pilot, but, if your stick with it, by Season 3 you grow completely numb to the show's quality and just keep hitting Next Episode."

'Well you know the old saying... if you can't beat 'em you can always google someone who can.'

"A man can't fully enjoy golf until he has a family of his own to avoid."

"Read the comments, boss. . . we should rename the whole thing from 'social media' to 'antisocial media'."

Man opens front door to find he's up in clouds.

Zoo Employees

"He went that-a-way." (snail escapes).

Message in a bottle.

Hiding From Social Media

'If you keep running away, son, you'll never make it through your formative years.'

"Goddess of Good give me strength! I must. . . get. . . off. . . the. . . internet!"

American Idle

"Please excuse my husband his media bubble just burst."

"I’ve recently started self-medicating with viral pet videos."