Virtual Escapist Prints

Punishment for a child in the internet age - 'Go to your chat room'

The anti-social network: 'In other words, you want to help the internet blow itself up.'

Liking the Exit.

VR on Pennyless Lane

"Do you have any video games that would help reduce my role as a father?"

Bo're'droom

Woman dreaming about being on vacation.

"Mom! Your cell phone’s ringing ... it’s Dad!"

"Force quit! Force quit! Force quit!!"

"Mum! - T.S. Eliot - 'Humankind cannot bear much reality'."

"He's on screen saver. Just tap him."

Second lifeReal life.

"I think we're all agreed that we need to focus 110% on meeting strategic corporate goals."

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"Could I please go back to the rack now?"

'I was so angry, I got up and tip-toed out of the meeting. I probably should've stomped.'

"Let's go back to our cabana, get into bed and shop online."

Last Chance For Reality

Cyber Dream

"I'm not lazy. I'm resting before I get tired."

"When catch-up TV finally catches up"

"But honey, I've spent my last 30 years pretending to look busy. I can't quit overnight."

Some days Ted's head would get stuck for hours.

I'd like to order a power outage. Huh? My wife's on her phone all day, my son plays video games nonstop. My boss finds me by email wherever and whenever. My pager rings 'round the clock! Say again? I was text messaging. Pull the plug, man!

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Contestants defeated in the ring toss competition head back to the hotel to recharge for a late night nude hot tub partying and 'bootie shakin' erotic cage fetish dancing.

'The trick is to make them feel better about themselves without actually paying them any better...'

The income gap is widening into a massive divide. Instability will follow. I'm not pleading for the middle class, I'm pleading for our future. House of Java .net Cybercafe. We can't have only rich and poor, for that was goes serfdom, instability, and eventually, collapse through inevitable revolution from below. Are you following what I'm saying? Are you listening? Not just listening. I'm listening while also playing Angry Birds. I've got no chance here, do I? Me either. The higher levels are br

"And in order to align the designated objectives withthe fiscally driven cross functional departmental...did you understand any of that?" "Only the blah! blah! bit."

'My battery is dead. How does it end?'

"Gee... A wide screen, high-definition TV with Stereo-Gasm Sound and over 500 channels! It's almost like having a life!"

"Remember when we used to waste our entire lives for free?"

'You're so sophisticated and witty...and muscular...do you work out? Why, yes, I'd love to come back to your place.'

"No, Thursday's out. How about never - is never good for you?"

"Now we'll all close our eyes and cover our ears, and the person who took the four hundred and twenty-eight million dollars will put it back."