Gamer's Guide Prints

"This one is for selling video game rights for my life story."

"Unfortunately, once the child contracts Pokémon, he lives with it forever."

Homo Gamus

You've read the book's dust jacket. Now, play the video game!

'Now I know why the strategy guide warned against entering the 5th stage. Awesome!'

'No, Timmy, we are not supposed to connect them.'

'I'm also fluent in Geek.'

Nobody mourned Sir Dad-Joke.

Whack-a-molecule

"No, son, you’re not ‘M for Mature.’"

Computer games

Gamers

"Wanna toss the ol' virtual pigskin?"

What Harper Lee's REALLY been up to all these years

'Son, I want you to get out there and play like I've never played before.'

"This is not what I meant when I said you needed to practice your play fighting..."

'It would never work out, Blackfire — our alignments are too different.'

Whistler's Great-Great-Great-Great-Great Grandson

Bill glanced up from his computer. It was dark outside. He smelled of BO. A little voice inside his head whispered, 'you should probably log off now.'

"After a long day at the office writing business software...Bob loves to relax writing game software."

"Get up at 7; leave for school by 8; no video games until after homework is done -- how about some regulatory relief?"

Computer making faces behind owner's back.

'I caught him watching tv, surfing the net, and playing video games ..book him!'

"Attendance is up, but they tune out my sermon to play wordle."

The whole family can't wrench a teen away from his computer.

"Mommy! Mommy! Daddy lost!"

Go Play Outside - it's so real, you kids will almost smell the virtual fresh air!