Gamer's Guide Gifts

"This one is for selling video game rights for my life story."

"Unfortunately, once the child contracts Pokémon, he lives with it forever."

Mac OS 20

Homo Gamus

'Now I know why the strategy guide warned against entering the 5th stage. Awesome!'

You've read the book's dust jacket. Now, play the video game!

'No, Timmy, we are not supposed to connect them.'

'I'm also fluent in Geek.'

"Remind me again, is it Accounting or IT that handles issues related to online solitaire?"

Computer games

"No, son, you’re not ‘M for Mature.’"

Whack-a-molecule

Nobody mourned Sir Dad-Joke.

Gamers

"Wanna toss the ol' virtual pigskin?"

Robotics. He's programmed to play video games all day long. Planned adolescence!

What Harper Lee's REALLY been up to all these years

'Son, I want you to get out there and play like I've never played before.'

Kindergarten. Today; Simon Says. I don't know who this "Simon Says" is, but he could make a killing in product endorsements!

Bill glanced up from his computer. It was dark outside. He smelled of BO. A little voice inside his head whispered, 'you should probably log off now.'

"After a long day at the office writing business software...Bob loves to relax writing game software."

"This is not what I meant when I said you needed to practice your play fighting..."

Whistler's Great-Great-Great-Great-Great Grandson

'No, you can't play Space Invaders in it.'

Crane Game. Ball Game.

"Get up at 7; leave for school by 8; no video games until after homework is done -- how about some regulatory relief?"

Og invents the first 'X' box. . . and inadvertently invents the first i pad.

'It would never work out, Blackfire — our alignments are too different.'

What an afternoon. Rudy, listen to me. It didn't mean anything. You can't play Xbox 360 all afternoon with a guy and pretend it means nothing. I was drunk! You loved it - all of it. The racing and arcade games, the first-person shooters, but especially ... No ... WWF Wrestling Smackdown. I'm a married woman!

'I caught him watching tv, surfing the net, and playing video games ..book him!'

'Jeff is a tackle on his online college football team.'

Computer making faces behind owner's back.

'Hand over the last one now kid or you're getting my fist for Christmas!'

'Oh, it's me... Time out. I've gotta take this.'

The whole family can't wrench a teen away from his computer.