Gaming Gurus Prints

"OK...let's practice your Spanish! And we'll start with things you know...like this! Your computer joystick! In Spanish, it's...it's...el joystick."

'Beatrice, we may have to postpone our retirement plans. According to this I've accidentally been playing a stock market simulation game for the past twenty years.'

"Remember how we used to put nice little smiles on their faces?"

'We're in a fantasy team owners' league, we locked out our players and came here to yuck it up.'

Video games and conventional games

"Get up at 7; leave for school by 8; no video games until after homework is done -- how about some regulatory relief?"

"Unfortunately, once the child contracts Pokémon, he lives with it forever."

Homo Gamus

"As the executor for your mother's estate, let me say that she loved each of you, but she also loved Las Vegas."

'Now I know why the strategy guide warned against entering the 5th stage. Awesome!'

You've read the book's dust jacket. Now, play the video game!

'No, Timmy, we are not supposed to connect them.'

What Harper Lee's REALLY been up to all these years

Whack-a-molecule

"No, son, you’re not ‘M for Mature.’"

Computer games

'Son, I want you to get out there and play like I've never played before.'

"This is not what I meant when I said you needed to practice your play fighting..."

"After a long day at the office writing business software...Bob loves to relax writing game software."

'They say that poker is a sport. I hope they don't start testing for steroids.'

'No, you can't play poker tonight! The last time you played, you lost Schewig-Holstein!'

Bill glanced up from his computer. It was dark outside. He smelled of BO. A little voice inside his head whispered, 'you should probably log off now.'

Everyone agrees: Aunt Juanita needs a man.

The Epsom Derby - Bookies

'I caught him watching tv, surfing the net, and playing video games ..book him!'

Computer making faces behind owner's back.

"Attendance is up, but they tune out my sermon to play wordle."

Prawn Amend

'Oh, it's me... Time out. I've gotta take this.'

"You think you have problems? My entire wing command was just destroyed."

The whole family can't wrench a teen away from his computer.

Bishops Snooker

Two gamers play in a game arcade near a machine titled; 'Get a life'.

Essex computer.