Gamer In The Wild Gifts

"I could see him in the distance stalking and pouncing: I was so proud! Then it clicked: he was actually chasing pokemons!"

You wrote a book report on a video game instruction manual?

'Hey, I think my parents fooled me. This game is called 'Algebra Hero'.'

The very noisy, but enjoyable game of Crowquet.

Where the Deer and the Antelope Play...

Children's party - Pin the Tail using a tablet

"C'mon! C'mon! Almost there..."

'Swing?! I'll drop my handheld!'

'My problem is if I have one, I can't quit!'

"Are you going to move?"

Silly sausages

Wow! It's like I'm in a real field with cows and everything!

'The prisons are full, so I'm releasing you back into the wild.'

Tug the Toggle

What heppens when you tie a rope around an elephant's loins and sit a cowboy on its back. (Rodeo today).

"They play with our shoes - we'll play with theirs."

We know being raised by wolves isn't ideal, but think of the amazing essay you'll have on your college application!

'I'm all for answering the call of the wild, but Bill really takes it to the extreme!'

Cowboys playing guitar video games.

"Well, a ringer and a laner - looks like you win honey..."

'How many times have I told you cubs not to play with war toys?'

Second Tuesday in November

"Baldo, you spend too much time on that thing. Why don't you get yourself outside for some fresh air?"

'I'm only a kid for a few years, Dad- I need more time with the computer.'

'No, it doesn't connect to an X-box!'

'In his fantasy biking league, he's outpacing Bradley Wiggins...'

Castaway uses a solar panel to watch TV.

Arcade game strangling player after 'Game over'

"I thought they were supposed to comeback."

Marco Polo faced rejection as a child.

"I'm just off for a wild water swim!"

You're gonna love this, little buddy. What? The company that makes the "Call of Duty" game licensed my life story. The game will be just like a first-person shooter

Hunting Party in the Highlands.

An entry from the encyclopedia of gaming: Digital Doppleganging: unplugging an inept player and letting them think they are playing while the computer really is.

'This is the first time I've ever seen a geek with a pulled muscle.'