Gamer In The Wild Gifts

You wrote a book report on a video game instruction manual?

'Hey, I think my parents fooled me. This game is called 'Algebra Hero'.'

The very noisy, but enjoyable game of Crowquet.

Where the Deer and the Antelope Play...

Children's party - Pin the Tail using a tablet

"C'mon! C'mon! Almost there..."

'Swing?! I'll drop my handheld!'

'My problem is if I have one, I can't quit!'

"Are you going to move?"

Silly sausages

Wow! It's like I'm in a real field with cows and everything!

'The prisons are full, so I'm releasing you back into the wild.'

Tug the Toggle

"They play with our shoes - we'll play with theirs."

What heppens when you tie a rope around an elephant's loins and sit a cowboy on its back. (Rodeo today).

'I'm all for answering the call of the wild, but Bill really takes it to the extreme!'

Cowboys playing guitar video games.

"Well, a ringer and a laner - looks like you win honey..."

'How many times have I told you cubs not to play with war toys?'

"Baldo, you spend too much time on that thing. Why don't you get yourself outside for some fresh air?"

'I'm only a kid for a few years, Dad- I need more time with the computer.'

'No, it doesn't connect to an X-box!'

Castaway uses a solar panel to watch TV.

Marco Polo faced rejection as a child.

Hunting Party in the Highlands.

"I thought they were supposed to comeback."

Arcade game strangling player after 'Game over'

'In his fantasy biking league, he's outpacing Bradley Wiggins...'

'This is the first time I've ever seen a geek with a pulled muscle.'