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I love hockey!

'Wow! That was some world series, Ella! Both Pujols and Holland were just amazing...'

Bowled over again!

'Frank built it himself. The last football will fall through the hourglass 10 seconds before the Super Bowl starts.'

'Will you lot come out! - the new kit's not that bad!'

"He's got great velocity but his trajectory needs work."

'They've made this 3D football really realistic, it even chucks coins at you.'

'Anyone else want to get up and leave before the game is over?'

"Thursday-Morning Quarterback"

College game crowd: 'WE WON',,,'and that somehow makes you superior'

'I wonder what he is thinking about...'

'My dad is very nice unless you fumble a football.'

"Sorry, boss, I do care if I ever get back — that was just the peanuts and Cracker Jack talking."

Wilfried Zaha

"Have you forgotten you're proposing?"

"I quit."

"Somebody has screwed-up the seating arrangements" - Seating is an optical illusion.

Are they dangerous? Only if I shut off the tv.

'I'm feeling a little remiss about missing both free throws.'

Foam finger gets stuck up a foam nose.

Football fans in corona times

'I only come to the game for the half time entertainment and snack bar privileges.'

A field goal kicker kicks his teamate instead of the ball through the goal posts.

"We'll see who wins on Sunday, and more importantly, if we'll hear 'Not Like Us' at halftime."

'Yo, Danny! The pitcher's complaining about the crowd noise. Turn it down!'

'You expect me to play with educational toys during SUMMER VACATION?'

"He always get emotional when th super bow;'s on and the end of football season is finally here..."

Finally, a big puffy hand for the losing team.

World Cup Football Enthusiasm!

'Remember it's YOUR benefit game-go out and foul whoever you like!'

"Would you guys shut up and let me watch the game?"

"Offside? By a fingertip? It's football not handball!"

"... and if you guys don't shape up, I'm going to have to start kicking some butt around here."

Expansion 2000: The Baton Rouge Ball Boys

'Now that's what I call a tackle, Brian!'