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I love hockey!

'Will you lot come out! - the new kit's not that bad!'

"He's got great velocity but his trajectory needs work."

'Anyone else want to get up and leave before the game is over?'

'They've made this 3D football really realistic, it even chucks coins at you.'

"Thursday-Morning Quarterback"

College game crowd: 'WE WON',,,'and that somehow makes you superior'

'I wonder what he is thinking about...'

"Sorry, boss, I do care if I ever get back — that was just the peanuts and Cracker Jack talking."

"Have you forgotten you're proposing?"

Wilfried Zaha

"I quit."

'My dad is very nice unless you fumble a football.'

"Somebody has screwed-up the seating arrangements" - Seating is an optical illusion.

'Yo, Danny! The pitcher's complaining about the crowd noise. Turn it down!'

'I'm feeling a little remiss about missing both free throws.'

'I only come to the game for the half time entertainment and snack bar privileges.'

"We'll see who wins on Sunday, and more importantly, if we'll hear 'Not Like Us' at halftime."

Football fans in corona times

Are they dangerous? Only if I shut off the tv.

A field goal kicker kicks his teamate instead of the ball through the goal posts.

Foam finger gets stuck up a foam nose.

'You expect me to play with educational toys during SUMMER VACATION?'

Finally, a big puffy hand for the losing team.

Expansion 2000: The Baton Rouge Ball Boys

"He always get emotional when th super bow;'s on and the end of football season is finally here..."

"Offside? By a fingertip? It's football not handball!"

'Remember it's YOUR benefit game-go out and foul whoever you like!'

"Would you guys shut up and let me watch the game?"

'Now that's what I call a tackle, Brian!'