'Listen...you can call me wrong...you can call me crazy...just don't call me after 5!'
After-hour Defender T-Shirts
Celebrate the night owl with our witty t-shirts that speak to the creative midnight enthusiast in your life—comfortable, fun, and full of personality.
"Don't talk to me before discover coffee."
"I believe in the carrot-and-stick approach, Dempsey."
Quadruple dark hot chocolate. Whoa, everything all right? Sure, yeah, great. I'm a journalist and writer in an era in which the printed word has been totally devalued by free distribution of information on the internet. Can I pay in prose? Point taken.
"Brutus! Attack with reasonable force!"
'How long did you try before calling?'
'Is that enough peace on earth, Miss? I've got my tuba lesson in ten minutes and kickboxing at six...'
Man in office fencing with pieces of paper flying about
'Remember not to shirk the paperwork.'
"Bloody cold-callers - I'm gonna give him a piece of my mind. . .!!"
Man with Sword in Penholder
We all have our jobs to do here --- You guard against burglars and I'm the food critic.
'You expect me to play with educational toys during SUMMER VACATION?'
'I hear a burglar downstairs, the poor fool.'
'I am an unhappy employee.'
'Herbert's security hookup lets him make sure no one took over his desk while he's on vacation.'
'The usual, Mr, H'
Job Stress.
Darn it, you're touching my half of the love seat again.
Man with fly swat - Let the games begin.
"My husband has a thing about double glazing salesmen."
'My land line is always busy...that's my answering machine fending off robocalls.'
How do you keep cats out of your garden? I catch the little sneaks
'Its your bedtime, Billy, come along quietly.'
"Turn off the TV and go to bed - I'm your mother, and I approved this message."
"I've asked you never to call me during naptime."
Pest Control
iPub
Conan the Librarian.
'I don't take telemarketing calls during dinner time. Can I call you back during your dinner time?'
'This has been taking up all of my time.'
Spring House Cleaning: Sweeping Cuts
"Very impressive, but not quite the 'in-tray test' we had in mind."
'Maybe you should ease up on the burglar.'
'You guys just missed happy hour.'
After-hour Defender T-Shirts Collection
After-hour Defender Mugs
Explore our collection of mugs designed for after-hour defenders—perfect for late-night creativity and making every sip special.
After-hour Defender Pillows
Find cozy pillows that match the vibrant spirit of the after-hour defender—perfect for late-night lounging and dreaming.
After-hour Defender Prints
Brighten their space with prints that salute the nocturnal creative—fun, inspiring, and perfectly suited for late-night inspiration.