Game Show Contestant T-Shirts

"Contestants, you have thirty seconds, two hundred and eighty characters, and an unfamiliar topic—can you find a way to make it all about you?"

"Asks a lot of questions" Venn Diagram

"My answers could be right. Your quiz just asked the wrong questions."

"Now our contestant will try to guess which of you is the very last individual of your species."

The First Annual Game Show Week.

Can't Touch This

Senior Jeopardy!

"An educational toy is my immediate goal, but my long range plan is to get him on Jeapordy!"

Vanna White: The Later Years.

E=Emcee Squared

CHANNEL THIRTEEN TAKES ON THE NETWORKS

"Percy Shattock, Page Three Girls...1979 to 1986."

"And here are today's categories...."

"You don't have to answer that."

'That's a million correct answers in a row!'

"You are the weakest wink...goodbye."

At the celebrity jobcentre...

Love Bites: The Dating Game - "No, he loves me more!"

Pandemic Jeopardy

"Perhaps we'd be more likely to reach an agreement if the British delegate would stop shouting 'Deal or no deal' all the time."

'OK, you've got your problems. Now, you can keep them and walk away - or trade them with whoever's behind door number one, two or three.'

Academic Jeopardy - "Reality divided by two gives us this truth."

"Give it a whirl!"

Robert the Brucie.

"Hi! My name is Dr. Jenkins and welcome to 'This is your disease'."

"And now your General Knowledge Round...Where does clean laundry come from?"

'You may choose either everlasting life or whatever is behind the curtain.'